Category: General Crap

I am not going to go moving these to different categories for all 3 people who read this.

  • It happened. The vegetable meal replacement was pulled out the box last night and after the debacle trying to get the chicken one to turn into a paste, I used a smaller just to do the initial powder to 50ml hot water mixing. It went…better. But not much better. Yes I got the paste looking…

  • So close to the end of the taste tests. Just this and Mango to go. And then decide which 2 I want to drink for the next 3 months. Three. 3. Months. Three months. On the plus side, I will have finished the initial course just in time for Christmas. The time for excess sweets,…

  • OK. So. Banana. It smells like banana. By smells like banana, I mean that banana smell everything which is “banana flavoured” but has no trace of banana in smells like. And we all know that one. Don’t lie, even you do. After the vanilla and latte flavour taste test yesterday, I was concerned. But today,…

  • Yep, we got to the chocolate milkshake. It is time. Surely this one will be good. So far there were taste tests on the Vanilla and Latte flavours. The vanilla tasted…well, go read the post. And the latte tasted more like the vanilla. “Chocolate will be different” I told myself as I emptied the powder…

  • Here we go. The “Main meal” option. Soup. Delivered in powder form. “Mix 50ml of hot water with the powder and mix until a paste”. I tried. I really tried. What I was left with after my mixing attempt was more like a lumpy paste I was going to use to do some wallpapering. While…

  • This round, the contender to face me is Latte Flavour. Ridiculous stage name, but I guess everybody has a backstory. I should state that I had the vanilla one this morning and this one is lunch. I should also state that I am going to eat real food tonight as I haven’t even started the…

  • You can’t go wrong with vanilla can you? Plain, normal, “just one of us”. Well, in this case, it went like this. I took the new trusty shaker out. Washed it. Looked at it. Hoped that 200ml of water was going to fill it. Exclusive: It didn’t. Because it holds 600ml. So breakfast just turned…

  • A long time ago (about 2 years) in a car, I pushed on a mucous cyst on the base just under my fingernail. It had been there for ages. How long? Look, the details don’t matter. But what does matter is that it had gone from just sort of being there, doing its thing. To…

  • So here we have it. I haven’t written a site for years. By years, I mean years. Sorry, I probably didn’t need to explain that years bit to you, but you see, the first post on a site is meant to make people return for more. I can already tell that you read that years…