Type 2 Diabetes? Whatever.

Huh. Where did the first 3 weeks of the initial 12 weeks go? Ah yes, I remember. In Hungerville which is located in VeryHungry.

OK it hasn’t been so bad. I am used to the taste(less) shakes. I haven’t tasted real food for 21 days. Haven’t had a beer. Nor whisky. Nor a burger. Not even a lettuce leaf. What a life! I am neither eating healthily nor unhealthily nor anything in-between. What a way and time to live.

What is more annoying is that the amount of weight lost still doesn’t translate to a smaller clothes size. Which like a nuclear winter, will come one day and I just have to wait. I can wait much longer for the nuclear winter. Much much longer. You hear that Russia?

But the friendly people on the app who talk to me every few days and have a different name every single time so you never get the same one twice are very supportive. I am considering sending some commands to see if it is an AI.

I wish they (or it) would stop asking me how my bowel movements are though. Normally I wait until the third date to discuss each others bowel movements.