Type 2 Diabetes? Whatever.

It happened. The vegetable meal replacement was pulled out the box last night and after the debacle trying to get the chicken one to turn into a paste, I used a smaller just to do the initial powder to 50ml hot water mixing. It went…better.

But not much better.

Yes I got the paste looking very pastey. And then added the rest of the water and gave it a good old mix. It looked good. Like a mug of sorry.

Nope. Still lumps. It was better than the first attempt, but I might need to go buy a little hand mixer as those chewy lumps are as wanted as a swift kick in the joy department. Sure, there is something for everyone. This, is not for me. I am a lover, not a kick receiver.

Taste. Well, this is the first one which on the ingredients actually lists things. Carrots. Leaks. Onion. Spices. Pyridoxine Hydrochloride. All my favourites.

But what did it taste like? Well, it was a thick gloopy cup of. It was a thick gloopy cup.

Smell? Yes. Yes it did. Being that I am in this position because I avoid vegetables like I avoid being ran over by a car, I can’t really tell you if it is close. Maybe? Maybe not?

Fortunately, I have just the one taste test left (mango shake) before the world falls apart next Thursday (11th September) when it starts for good and I can’t sneak real food. This weekend will be all the foods. ALL. THE. TIME.

Next week, a grown man will cry. Probably stamp his feet. Bay at the moon.

Be more of an insufferable dick than normal.

Yay!