Type 2 Diabetes? Whatever.

OK. So. Banana. It smells like banana.

By smells like banana, I mean that banana smell everything which is “banana flavoured” but has no trace of banana in smells like. And we all know that one. Don’t lie, even you do.

After the vanilla and latte flavour taste test yesterday, I was concerned. But today, chocolate and banana have upped the game a little.

Are they tasty? Of course not. Are they palatable? I will drink them. And then have a glass of water. Are they filling? Well, if I want to fill a 200ml container, yes. They will fill it well.

I will be honest, I finished this shake quickly. Partly because I just got back from a walk and I was thirsty, but also because it really isn’t that bad.

I still want a sandwich. With chicken. And bacon. On soft white bread. With a beer on the side. And a film I don’t fall asleep watching on the TV. Or a spoonful of peanut butter where I walk around with it like Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black. Or to be slim and wealthy.

Just recently, I can’t even do the film part.

Mango shake up tomorrow. And vegetable soup up tonight. The soup is the first one to list actual ingredients I understand.

I don’t like vegetables.