Type 2 Diabetes? Whatever.

This round, the contender to face me is Latte Flavour. Ridiculous stage name, but I guess everybody has a backstory.

I should state that I had the vanilla one this morning and this one is lunch. I should also state that I am going to eat real food tonight as I haven’t even started the plan yet, this is just the taste test “So I can see which tasty flavours to order for the next 3 months”. Awesome.

Like before. There was much vigorous wrist action to help get rid of the lumps and to make this palatable.

Sniff test:

Well. It sort of smells the same as the vanilla one with a slight coffee smell permeating through to my nostrils like some naughty hitchhiker. You know it is there, but you haven’t opened the back of the lorry to confirm for real.

Taste test:

Imagine the vanilla one. But a little different. More of a…how can I put this…tang. Like a coffee tang but not. Maybe with time I will find the nespresso pods I drink are actually the garbage and this is first rate. Maybe I won’t. I have no other choice but to find out.

In fairness to the breakfast one, while after drinking it I wanted both toast and the destruction of the world, it did actually keep me more satiated after giving it time to sit in my stomach and the receptors to say “Look. If I promise to not make you feel hungry, will you not send that my way again?”. I have some bad news for the receptors. By “some bad news” I mean “You are not going to like this one bit. This is life kiddo”.

Am I slim yet? Oh, I should probably mention that part. I need to lose….oh god, you are all from all over the place. Hold on, let me get my browser to give me all the goods on translations.

4 stone 7 pounds

63 pounds

28.5763 Kilograms

28 dwarf rabbits

7 domestic house cats

Maybe I could buy a dwarf rabbit for each Kg I lose. That way I will have a small (literally and figuratively speaking) army by the end of this.